August 9, 2006

beer muscles

Posted in Idioms at 9:51 am by Feng

beer muscles — false bravado; Dutch courage; the powers one imagines one has after one has consumed 19 pints of beer [urbandict]

On ‘Two and a half man’, after drinking at a bar, Alan and Charlie took a taxi home. In the taxi, they kept complaining to the driver that their mother ruined their lives for being draconian in their childhood. “We have to stand up to her,” Alan exclaimed. Charlie was amused and mocked his brother: “Look who has got beer muscles all of the sudden.”

(and then Alan took a violent shit right in the cab, blowing the glass out of the windows and crippling every electronic device … continue)

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  1. HONKEY said,

    and then Alan took a violent shit right in the cab, blowing the glass out of the windows and crippling every electronic device in a 5 mile radius. Passerbys were vomitting in the aftermath, horses appeared seemingly from thin air and began mating in the street, total chaos. Alan looked at Charlie hard, his eyes were like sharp points, sharper than the pointiest stalagmites, and he spoke: “Smells like hamburgers.”

    They were both floored by the profundity of the statement, unable to speak. people began walking towards them, singing, chanting, offering cupped hands full of excrement. So enlightening it was that the horses began writing poetry and bullshitting about foreign policy over cocktails.

    Alan and Charlie got married, and live with their adopted children in southern france. They are writing a book on the experience, tenuously titled, “Our Mother, God of Ham.”


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